by IcedArcade May 29, 2019

When a guy sucks another guy's dick, then spits the semen in his ear and licks, then licks his dirty ass, spits the shit on the other ear, and licks it. Meanwhile, the other guy must be moaning a Harry Styles song.
Wow, look at him. I'd love to do him a dirty Alfonso.
He did me a dirty Alfonso. I couldn't stop moaning to "Watermelon sugar".
He did me a dirty Alfonso. I couldn't stop moaning to "Watermelon sugar".
by Heymynameistaken November 22, 2021

When your boy butt chugs a beer before you take a funnel to his corn hole and blow as hard as humanely possible until it comes shooting out of his nose and into the mouth of your significant other who waits laying down and with an open mouth.
by SheDoesntLoveMeOnlyCodeine April 23, 2024

When you're fucking a girl from behind and she's close to climax and she interrupts you to tell you about a cute puppy.
by Yagirlkidda December 9, 2021

When a girl lays down with her head on the edge of a bed or couch and he shoves it deep down her throat while simultaneously suffocating by eating her ass and pussy!
My boyfriend came over last night and I was naked laying on the couch when he went right for the Dirty Exel
by PrinceOfSavage May 2, 2020

by machinegunkelsie June 22, 2022

Someone who constantly simps and falls asleep in their friends chair and enjoys multiple animals on top of him.
Person: hey what happened last night?
Me: oh some guy came round and did a dirty patryk
Person: oh how did that go?
Me: he had so many animals on top of him he seemed to be enjoying himself.
Me: oh some guy came round and did a dirty patryk
Person: oh how did that go?
Me: he had so many animals on top of him he seemed to be enjoying himself.
by Oioigofuckurself March 20, 2022
