Level 5 shit

A good shit where you made eye contact with another animal shitting.

I took a level 5 shit with my dog the other day.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

Level 6 shit

A good shit where you saw another human.

I had a level 6 shit when I accidentally left the bathroom door open one time.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

Level 7 shit

A good shit where you saw God.

I took a level 7 shit in a church bathroom once.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

Level 8 shit

A good shit where you made eye contact with another human shitting.

You ever have to go shit at the same time someone else does while camping? Lots of level 8 shits I've had.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

Level 9 shit

A good shit where you made eye contact with God shitting.

They say the Pope only takes level 9 shits.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

Level 10 shit

A good shit where you ate garlic bread.

I've only taken a level 10 shit once. I'm usually not allowed to take food into the bathroom.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

EAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT

WHEN YOU STUFF IT DOWN AS FAST AS YOU CAN

MAN SHE CAN EAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT THOSE HOTDOGS WERE GOOD

by jeff long stewert May 31, 2022