when you gotta lock in: when your looking at the goofiest shit ever but then somebody walks by or asks what your doing so you gotta put the most serious face on. Let even a smirk out its O, VER. You gotta be locking in here lookin like you´ve been mewing since 1894.
Me: OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
Mom: *thinking,*what is he doing* Hey son what in the yippie kai yo kai yae are you
Me: 🗿,🗿did🗿you🗿say🗿something🗿figure🗿who🗿birthed🗿me🗿into🗿this🗿world🗿(damn bro she almost caught me, times like this is when you gotta lock in
Mom: *thinking,*what is he doing* Hey son what in the yippie kai yo kai yae are you
Me: 🗿,🗿did🗿you🗿say🗿something🗿figure🗿who🗿birthed🗿me🗿into🗿this🗿world🗿(damn bro she almost caught me, times like this is when you gotta lock in
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Get the when you gotta lock in mug.The activity of dating a fellow employee at a business, company, etc. that provides your PAY. More younger black people seem to be currently doing this, even though many work situations tend to be stressful places where folks argue, fight, and learn painfully about each others' bad sides.
Yeah, you and Ri are a couple now. She bad as A.F., but don't sh*t where you eat! You're gonna get it!
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Get the If you do it, I'll do it mug.What da fishes "answered with a grin" after Humpty Dumpty sternly warned them dat "it will be better to obey" his request dat they send him some of their primest specimens for his dinner-table, rather than his having to grumblingly continue with da disgusting bean-curd crap dat he was presently being obliged to gag down because he wasn't having any luck catching fish to eat.
Perhaps after Humpty Dumpty received da fishes' amused "Why, what a TEMPEH you are in!" response and thus failed at getting any tasty omega-oils-rich fillets to fry up, he instead began resorting to starchy white underground tubers for his sauteed sustenance, and dat's how "Da Great H. D." snacks company was founded.
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Get the All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. mug.Something said to someone you really love and would kill for. Someone that will drive you crazy. Someone who will one day have children with you.
But then they do things to and hurt you. Like lie and sleep with other people behind your back. And you start feeling the pain because you know. You just know.
Then you don't say it anymore. But then they are angry with you as if you have done something wrong like all the things they have done to you. And they don't understand why because they are too damn stupid. So their new relationship isn't really working out so they try and reach out to you but you're having none of it. So they're even more mad. And now they're trapped in the other person's grips and they're taking full advantage. Now they're falling apart and really wishing they never did what they did. But it's too late and they know it. But you're still a good person and feel sorry for their stupidity. But you also have to think about yourself. This is when they start trying to hurt you so you would come back and the new person is trying to help because they don't want to carry that burden because they are now done with them, finished. All they wanted was sex. And that's all they have ever wanted. Now they are both miserable. So kids never sleep with someone else's someone. Because now you might be stuck with someone you never cared for if you're a good human being.
But then they do things to and hurt you. Like lie and sleep with other people behind your back. And you start feeling the pain because you know. You just know.
Then you don't say it anymore. But then they are angry with you as if you have done something wrong like all the things they have done to you. And they don't understand why because they are too damn stupid. So their new relationship isn't really working out so they try and reach out to you but you're having none of it. So they're even more mad. And now they're trapped in the other person's grips and they're taking full advantage. Now they're falling apart and really wishing they never did what they did. But it's too late and they know it. But you're still a good person and feel sorry for their stupidity. But you also have to think about yourself. This is when they start trying to hurt you so you would come back and the new person is trying to help because they don't want to carry that burden because they are now done with them, finished. All they wanted was sex. And that's all they have ever wanted. Now they are both miserable. So kids never sleep with someone else's someone. Because now you might be stuck with someone you never cared for if you're a good human being.
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