"You should buy a car charger so your phone won't die"
"I KNOW but I never really leave my house so that would be a waste of a lot of precious moneeyyyy"
"Yeah your right, you're pretty lazy and never leave your yard"
The wifi comfort zone
"I KNOW but I never really leave my house so that would be a waste of a lot of precious moneeyyyy"
"Yeah your right, you're pretty lazy and never leave your yard"
The wifi comfort zone
by Munrokr May 26, 2014

''yeah bro, just took a fat zone last night'', ''urgh, that dude is such a zone''
''poor dude never scored, what a zone''
''poor dude never scored, what a zone''
by the Jester of Akkad November 16, 2021

by That Memer 69420 monke February 27, 2021

by yellowzoned April 22, 2020

The ninth circle of friend-zoned, your friend is so not into you and yet has so much respect for you that they want their kids to marry yours. I doubt that there is any way out of this zone.
Person 1: my crush just told me that when she has kids she wants them to marry mine, what does that even mean??
Person 2: bro you've totally been Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned, you might as well just move on
Person 2: bro you've totally been Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned, you might as well just move on
by anonymous December 2, 2021

by Joexblanco August 22, 2019

When you lock dyson engineers in a room for 6 years without any supervision. they do genuinely work. when I first tried them the visor part smelled bad and had to offgas for a few days. which is ironic when they’re meant to stop vocs from being inhaled.
the dyson zone is a pair of headphones with an air purifier in them. sound quality is good. makes the wearer look like one of the members of daft punk, a supervillain or a character from a cyberpunk film or video game. they’re designed for protection against air pollution and people say they work well during wildfires.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing February 28, 2025
