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Post Workout Lollipop 

A term used to describe the act of sticking your penis in and out of a room temperature myoplex plastic shake container, then thrusting your now soggy penis into a girls mouth after she has just got back from stairmaster training.
Joanna: Hey honey, just got back from working out on the stair master!

Jared: Fantastic! How bout a post workout lollipop for recovery?
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Working the room 

1) The words and actions of a socially talented person, often a salesman or aspiring actor/producer/pick-up artist, as he bounces from group to group at a particular event. Public speakers are capable of working the room without leaving the stage.

2) The seduction of an entire room of men by an attractive woman, often with the intent of sales or self-promotion.
Goofus was a wallflower all night, while Gallant was working the room.
Working the room by ATexan November 23, 2009
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working hard or hardly working 

Funny play on words used by successful management types. Can be combined with finger guns for the ultimate combo.
Supervisor: Hey Joe! Working hard or hardly working? Hahahaha.

Joe: Hahahahaha! You're the best boss ever!
Word of the Day on January 15, 2010

working from home 

A euphemism popular in the corporate world, signifying a person who spends the day furiously masturbating, pausing only occasionally to answer emails as quickly as possible to convince colleagues he/she is in fact hard at work on company matters.
Email autoreply:
'I'm working from home today, please direct any queries/calls to my colleagues. And don't call my mobile, I might be on the vinegar strokes then...'

IT JUST WORKS 

It just works is a meme so to say, it is used when something makes absolutely no sense it was created to explain a ability in a mangaka then adapted by Todd Howard when explaining Fallout 4 Settlement mode
"Man did you see King Crimson's ability it just works man"
"This feature, it just works" Todd Howard
IT JUST WORKS by It just works June 26, 2017

twin muscle workout 

youtube bro science worth watching for workout reference, despite jealous haterz on other channels.
dude 1: yo, are we making all kindz of muscle gains?
dude 2: nah, we gotta watch more twin muscle workout biatch!
dude 1: yeah, then we'll hit that gym...
dude 2: we do what the fuck we wanna do!
twin muscle workout by RikkRokk September 23, 2013

workhorse 

A dependable performer; a steady, responsible worker who assumes a heavy workload.
Because the company wasn't making any new sales or delivering any of the existing ones to production, the COO and VP of Support decided to fire the older employees -- the workhorses -- in order to afford raises and bonuses for the younger ones.
workhorse by Turn the Worm May 24, 2010