The teacher at school who gets hard around 14 year olds. He eats lunch alone and none of the teachers talk to him. He teaches the class about the The Magic Bullet of JFK and the Commies. His head is shaped like a lightbulb and makes you get a hall pass to go to the bathroom.
by chickenballs999 June 4, 2018
Get the The 30 year old virginmug. by Jay-Skillz April 1, 2010
Get the 60 year old virginmug. A nauseous feeling in the morning that occurs with a female virgin who is not on their period. Since they are not on their period, they cannot be sick due to period cramps. And since they have never had sex, they cannot have morning sickness due to pregnancy unless they are pregnant with the Christ.
My mother thought I was coming down with something, but it turned out to just be Virgin Mary Morning Sickness.
by The Morphist April 7, 2015
Get the Virgin Mary Morning Sicknessmug. by ParanoidAndroid August 24, 2006
Get the 40 year-old virginmug. by crazy focher July 30, 2004
Get the virgin sweaty earlmug. "72 virgins and a river of wine" is a phrase based off of an unverified hadith in Islam. It refers to some description of heaven, which *may* have "72" maiden women and a river of alcohol-free wine.
However, this hadith is unverified and very shaky. Some scholars say it might even be fabricated, as more trustable sources say 2 maiden women, not 72.
However, this hadith is unverified and very shaky. Some scholars say it might even be fabricated, as more trustable sources say 2 maiden women, not 72.
Family guy said there would be 72 virgins and a river of wine, but really there is only 2 maiden women and a river of water.
by GregoryTeplan July 31, 2023
Get the 72 virgins and a river of winemug. by rileyAutoparts July 28, 2021
Get the Virgin Mary 🤞🏻🤞🏻mug.