A three-way which involves two girls and one guy. Derived from the french phrase menage et tois, the word tois is replaced with the word twat to distinguish between two girls and one guy versus two guys and one girl.
"Well, did you ask Jasmine and Lisa about the menage et twat?"
"Yeah."
"What did they say?"
"They're...into it."
"Yeah."
"What did they say?"
"They're...into it."
by Nemsen July 24, 2006
A person that is shorter than the average male for his era and has an attitude because of his stunted growth. Any human male under 5'9" is classed as a 'short-arse'. Only when they have the related attitude problem (otherwise known as 'short-man-syndrome') can they class themselves as a short-arse-twat.
Most short-arse-twats normally try to 'big up' their actions, have loud unbearable ringtones and pretend to know it all in a bid to get themselves noticed.
Most short-arse-twats normally try to 'big up' their actions, have loud unbearable ringtones and pretend to know it all in a bid to get themselves noticed.
Barry: "This guy came up to me the other day and said he had pulled 3 girls the night before and shagged them all throughout the night."
Paul: "Do you believe him?"
Barry: "Not really."
Paul: "Was he short?"
Barry: "Yes he was"
Paul: "don't worry about it, the 'short arse twat' would have been lying to impress you.
Paul: "Do you believe him?"
Barry: "Not really."
Paul: "Was he short?"
Barry: "Yes he was"
Paul: "don't worry about it, the 'short arse twat' would have been lying to impress you.
by Gordon Wells September 25, 2006
Just read his definition for joe b special thats all i have to say. fucking twat spatula!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Dimebagchad April 26, 2009
a female who votes, based on emotion and/or her "crush" on a particular candidate and not based on any facts, policies, etc. of a politician.
I went to the Obama rally with my girlfriend. I've never seen so many twat voters in my entire life. They were gushing over him like he was their favorite vibrator.
by mike87111 October 26, 2012
A person who genuinely and seriously calls out somebody's legitimate complaint as a first world problem as a means of trivialising them and their complaint, usually to obtain a smug sense of moral superiority because of how 'in touch' they are with the 'plight of the underprivileged'.
Dave: "Great, my air conditioner just died in the middle of a heatwave! This sucks."
Twat: "This is such a first world problem. At least you have a house and clothes, and perpetual access to the internet on your smartphone to make these status updates."
Dave: "Don't be such a first world twat."
Twat: "This is such a first world problem. At least you have a house and clothes, and perpetual access to the internet on your smartphone to make these status updates."
Dave: "Don't be such a first world twat."
by Cult Kitten January 17, 2014
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by idkone August 04, 2011