short arse twat

A person that is shorter than the average male for his era and has an attitude because of his stunted growth. Any human male under 5'9" is classed as a 'short-arse'. Only when they have the related attitude problem (otherwise known as 'short-man-syndrome') can they class themselves as a short-arse-twat.

Most short-arse-twats normally try to 'big up' their actions, have loud unbearable ringtones and pretend to know it all in a bid to get themselves noticed.

Barry: "This guy came up to me the other day and said he had pulled 3 girls the night before and shagged them all throughout the night."

Paul: "Do you believe him?"

Barry: "Not really."

Paul: "Was he short?"

Barry: "Yes he was"

Paul: "don't worry about it, the 'short arse twat' would have been lying to impress you.

by Gordon Wells September 25, 2006

Twat Spatula

the creator of the word joe b special. cause its just what he is fucking cunt

Just read his definition for joe b special thats all i have to say. fucking twat spatula!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Dimebagchad April 26, 2009

twat voter

a female who votes, based on emotion and/or her "crush" on a particular candidate and not based on any facts, policies, etc. of a politician.

I went to the Obama rally with my girlfriend. I've never seen so many twat voters in my entire life. They were gushing over him like he was their favorite vibrator.

by mike87111 October 26, 2012

First World Twat

A person who genuinely and seriously calls out somebody's legitimate complaint as a first world problem as a means of trivialising them and their complaint, usually to obtain a smug sense of moral superiority because of how 'in touch' they are with the 'plight of the underprivileged'.

Dave: "Great, my air conditioner just died in the middle of a heatwave! This sucks."

Twat: "This is such a first world problem. At least you have a house and clothes, and perpetual access to the internet on your smartphone to make these status updates."

Dave: "Don't be such a first world twat."

by Cult Kitten January 17, 2014

Cumguzzle my twat

To jizz in a vagina and then motorboat it until the jizz reaches a boiling point.

Dylan knows how to cumguzzle my twat. I mean, he IS a pro.

by thisbitchiscrayasshit October 23, 2012

midget twat swat

when a midget tries to grab your vagina

the girl screamed when she seen the midget twat swat walking to her trying to grab her vagina

by idkone August 4, 2011

ohh hill twat

Someone who doesn't talk to someone else for like 42 days!

Scott, stop being such an ohh hill twat, you haven't talked to Faye in like 42 days!!

by Scott Sand October 2, 2007