vein porn

When the sheer number or length & prominence of veins running under the surface of someone's skin is a turn on and/or sexy. Including but not limited to: veins in the hands, forearms, biceps, torso, stomach, thighs, calves, feet, neck, back, and beneath eyes.

Look at this vein porn...that little V-shaped vein under his one eye OMG ...

Check out those veins in his hands and forearms...vein porn alert

by loralaimango November 17, 2016

Stroller Porn

A public display of wealth in which an eight-pound infant human is wheeled around in a mobility device worth eight hundred dollars or more.

Since the Cole neighborhood gentrified, there's so much stroller porn you can hardly navigate the sidewalk.

by staticandbanal September 24, 2009

Posh Porn

Porn "unintentionally" released to the internet by a pseudo celebrity.

I can't believe that posh porn Kim kardashian released.

by Word some October 28, 2013

design porn

A collection of websites and magazines that cater to those who lust after interior design objects and styles, even-especially- when they can't afford it. Similar to a foodie, but focused on interior design.

Apartment Therapy is great design porn, but sometimes I just want to read Architectural Digest.

by sandyliz October 3, 2009

minecraft porn

people who are 10% virgins that they need to go and get a life

honey I'm going to watch Minecraft porn

no honey do you know that makes yo a virgin

by thegayestnays.com November 14, 2020

porn nails

Long fake nails that porn stars use especially when the constantly touch themselves.

Beverly, and cult master have some serious porn nails.

by Suckmeup32579 August 31, 2017

pizza porn

"Pizza porn" is when your significant other or "fuck buddy" and your self have yourself a little pizza party, you both eat more then you should, then take laxatives. you take turns shitting into your significant others mouth and take turns sharing the concoction into each others mouth, while you each wear bird masks, you have to say "the early bird gets the worm" as you throw up your significant others papa johns shit into your mouth, if you fail to say "the early bird gets the worm" or miss the others mouth, your sexual partner has to take a hammer and nail to your scrotum

person 1: "hey man what did you do last night?
person 2: "me and my girlfriend made some pizza porn last night, it was sick!"
idea by WakeCall

by coolepicfedoraman October 2, 2021