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Stroller Porn

A public display of wealth in which an eight-pound infant human is wheeled around in a mobility device worth eight hundred dollars or more.

Since the Cole neighborhood gentrified, there's so much stroller porn you can hardly navigate the sidewalk.

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The act of suggesting quasi-related media to a prospective online buyer, based on the products already viewed or held in their shopping cart

Admiring friend: "How'd you hear about Apples in Stereo?"
You: "Actually, Amazon was cross-preferencing them with I'm From Barcelona."

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