friend of bob

Another anonymous individual, as one punk band would put it, "drowning in the pools of other lives". Friend of bob is an utter loser, has few friends, is anti-social, is unattractive, is still a virgin, does not have a driving license (or a car), does not have a job, dropped out of college, has a small penis, wears duct taped shoes, and is 19.

I call myself friend of bob because I once knew this guy named bob who told me what the ninja was. I doubt you'll find my definition of it on this site, however...

by friend of bob May 18, 2004

flappy bob

a flappy penis that falls out of your underwear when you run

"Yo ma nigga i b runnin dis mornin and my flappy bob hit me in da face!"

by FlappiestBob July 14, 2007

dirty bob

when you eat your own wiggly worm

i just did a dirty bob

by sleepy boi from discord April 15, 2020

Mr. Bob

The personification of imagination. He is pure good, and has limitless capabilities, (whatever you can imagine.) Mr. Bob is the first thing in his universe, besides the Holy Paper Clip.

Mr. Bob erupted into flames, his eyes burning blue.

by Καθυστερούμαι May 11, 2009

sponge bob

to give someone head

Yesterday this girl name Shaniqua gave me that sponge bob

by big daddy v August 4, 2007

jungle bob

a blowjob in the tree house/outside anywhere or just a flat out jungle woman that rapes you

we sent the kids off to the pool for the day so the wife and I could play tarzan....she gave me a jungle bob

by weenus4702 August 3, 2006

Bob Ross

It is when you get a turtle head that just barely is pushing out your ass like a little paintbrush and you procede to draw on your partner using that turtle head while still attached to your butt.

Last week during sex Travis gave Sally a Bob Ross.

by Direct Martian Attack July 10, 2010