Another anonymous individual, as one punk band would put it, "drowning in the pools of other lives". Friend of bob is an utter loser, has few friends, is anti-social, is unattractive, is still a virgin, does not have a driving license (or a car), does not have a job, dropped out of college, has a small penis, wears duct taped shoes, and is 19.
I call myself friend of bob because I once knew this guy named bob who told me what the ninja was. I doubt you'll find my definition of it on this site, however...
by friend of bob May 18, 2004
by FlappiestBob June 16, 2007
The personification of imagination. He is pure good, and has limitless capabilities, (whatever you can imagine.) Mr. Bob is the first thing in his universe, besides the Holy Paper Clip.
by Καθυστερούμαι May 11, 2009
by sleepy boi from discord April 15, 2020
by big daddy v August 02, 2007
we sent the kids off to the pool for the day so the wife and I could play tarzan....she gave me a jungle bob
by weenus4702 August 03, 2006
It is when you get a turtle head that just barely is pushing out your ass like a little paintbrush and you procede to draw on your partner using that turtle head while still attached to your butt.
by Direct Martian Attack July 09, 2010