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Stone Skipping

A series of progressively slower and quieter farts that sounds like a stone skipping across the water.
Tommy: Damn, what was that like five in a row?

Spencer: Hell yeah bro you know I be stone skipping
by timyord June 6, 2020
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zach stone

zach stone is a sexy hot beast. like so sexy hes also FAMOUS!! he has a shoe called zach stone is gonna be famous and he has the best bf, connor!
by zach stone fan November 21, 2021
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Stone Hill Middle School

A shitty school located in Cashburn, Virginia. 90% of the school is Indian, and some teachers there are even Indian. Many of the awesome and actual teachers with true potential left the school because they soon realized how terrible the school really is. As I said earlier, the school is infested with try-hard Indians who's main goal is to get into TJ/ACL or face the wrath of an Indian parent with a shoe or hanger in their hand. Not to mention, they stink up the hallways with their rotten curry lunchboxes before lunch. You might want a noseplug or two. Do not even get me started on the preppy popular girls who's whole life is summed up in an aesthetic pinterest post. The "popular" girls are composed of ratchet ass white girls who have nothing else to do and are avoiding studying. (by putting their homework of their weave) (sorry for using AAVE but I had to!) Not to mention, the LGBTQ+ kids there... Half the school goes my they/them pronouns. The school has become so 'cultured' enough to ask what a students pronouns are on the first day of school during ice breakers. Everyone there is fake and will do anything to be "popular". Did I mention that the entire Indian population here is enrolled in Curie Learning's "signature" program that prepares students for TJ/ACL? LMFAO. This school is trash, ghetto, slutty, shitty, and about every bad word humanity has ever created. Oh yeah, and the white male teacher population is 75% are pedos. Don't go to this school, you will regret it.
Average Stone Hill Middle School Student talking to a white friend from Louisiana:

Lasyapriya: Ugh! I have to write 3 essays a month along with completing STEM critical thinking packets! I cannot find any time to relax.

Christina: LOL, what? Suck for you!

Lasyapriya: Not to mention my TJ Admissions test is tomorrow! My mom is making me stay up until 3AM to revise everything.

Christinia: LMFAO, sucks to be you.

*Months later*

Lasyapriya: OMG, I got in to TJHSST! I saved myself a beating! Yes!

Christina: What ever girl! Have fun in Thomas Jefferson High School for Try-Hard Nerds and Drug Addicts!
by whydidyouclickmyprofile August 28, 2023
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stone laughter

E.g. Stone laughter: -.- followed by hahaha
by Lalaboy April 12, 2014
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blow stones

Billy would occasionally be blow stones.
by Pizzacock24786 May 9, 2017
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Thomas Haddon Stone

An amazing friend and person who you can count on to be supportive and listen to you when you need him to. He is funny and kind and awesome and is NOT my sibling. He is funny and can bounce back from a bad mood.
"Thomas Haddon Stone is such a sigma male bro"
"i know right maybe I should steal Tom's skin and become Tom"
"wtf?"
by RatMaster123 October 31, 2023
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CUM STONE

Where you cork up your dick hole in the middle of an orgasm. Then you stick it in a mini fridge overnight to freeze up into a cum stone. Almost acting like a kidney stone
Me and the buds made a cum stone this weekend.
by DSDATURA January 31, 2024
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