When a pandemic starts everyones assholes begin spraying shit uncontrollably causing massive swarms of white trash mobbing stores to get that precious anus relief one can only get from toilet paper
by T Smitty 208 March 19, 2020
by Cedscrub April 12, 2020
by Cedscrub April 12, 2020
by Rotten Turkey June 6, 2022
What your ancestors used in sacred rituals protecting different holes of the human body which is now extinct due to the SARS2.0 global outbreak.
Son, there once was a time when humans really got their heads up their asses, buying & stocking toilet paper as if it was the cure or as if a virus was about to attack their assholes and food & water were very low down the list of survival items.
by YuZzaFo0L March 24, 2020
by Anon_Man11 May 15, 2020
WHERE IS ALL THE TOILET PAPER!?!?!?
"because when you get coronavirus, you suddenly crave toilet paper"
"because when you get coronavirus, you suddenly crave toilet paper"
by opeaii March 22, 2020