Google Babies

Any one born in the era of Google whos parents turn to Google for answers about feeding, teething, illness, etc...

"Why does Emily think she is dying every time she has a headache?"
"Because she was one of those 'Google Babies,' whos parents Googled all their symptoms."

by P.R.Moritz February 24, 2023

Google

A place to find out what side to take in any controversial issue.

Something really controversial just happened and you're not sure what to think?
Whatever Google tells you is the opposite of the truth.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024

Google Crusade

A 1-3 hour binge session of negative google reviews usually targeted at unfavorable business's.

I totally ripped the Chipotle in Westborough during one of my Google Crusades earlier, I had to warn the people if thier misdeeds!

by Tsarge781 October 22, 2018

Google Earf

Welcome to earf, Google earf is a major spelling mistake and if you make this spelling mistake, You are certified dumb.

Person 1: Hey man! Wanna go on a ride?
Person 2: Yeah sure! What app are you gonna find the gas station on?
Person 1: Google Earf.
Person 2: Wha-
Person 1: Google Earf.
Person 2: Ok.
Person 1: GOOGLE EAR-
Person 2: OK OK I GET I-

by a man that is in ud August 20, 2022

google play store

AN Internet merchant associated with Mega-CORP. Google, and the Play Store manages apps for consumers, sellers, and various and sundry associated creeps.. their motto is, "DON'T DO EVIL...UNLESS IT LOOKS HOT"... Author note: It is HIGHLY recommended you stay away from ass-pegging their TOS, as they can and will invalidate your Internet life with a snap of their mega-Corp fingers.

HUEY: "Hey Dewey, did you ever look for that Flappy Bird app on the Google Play Store?"
DEWEY: "I would've, Brother Huey, but I seem to have forgotten my password!1!"
LOUIE: "Try 'smelled_of_elderberries'"
DEWEY:"(⊙v⊙)ORLY?"

by KUDOSFROOND May 24, 2017

google frape

Robbery of personal photos and/or data by Google when signed in to seemingly unrelated apps, mail and websites. Alternative - Graped (Google raped) sic Ben Allen 2014

My work email keeps sending pictures of me despite it not being linked to my social network accounts. I've been google fraped

by FZ@ March 5, 2014

Google Dockey

A slang term for 'Google Dock' commonly used when a person makes an apology/debunk of a recent and or current drama, usually used as if the response is absolute bullshit. Or just drawing attention to it. The origin of this meme is from twitter user: Milburry13. In which they call out an apology made by an artist. In this video, the classic 'chicken jockey' scene from: A Minecraft Movie, is dubbed with Garett saying: ''They wanna make an apology?'' and Steve responding: ''Google Dockey!'' the titular line. If you mention this meme; PLEASE include the video. Or don't. I couldn't care less.

''My apology'' -Controversialguy283 ''Google Dockey!'' -Respondergal981

by Deltarune Tomorrow. May 18, 2025