The mighty being who seems stable but is given the ability to turn anything in their environment to a dangerous weapon. Don't be fooled by their "innocence", the consequences may be fatal if triggered
by Dungeon master 7884 July 6, 2022
Get the Kal-El: God of weaponsmug. by Shidfard November 20, 2021
Get the El Terasmug. A mythical beast of unknown origen. Thought to originate from even before the dinosaurs but scientist are still unsure. It resides just about anywhere as it can survive days upon days with only alcohol. Its chronic ADHD means constant stimulations is needed and if not provided, it will initiate a rampage. This consists of using its brute force to pin people down and either sneeze, cough or fart in close proximity to their face. This is exacerbated by the fact that it has never showered or used soap in it’s entire life. It is known as ‘el ogro’ by the locals and they live in constant fear due to its unpredictability. The locals have a saying whenever he is near “Huye, huye del ogro” meaning “flee, flee from the ogre”. It’s weaknesses are a Leyton orient loss and dog 4. Other than that, the beast has no weaknesses and is more or less unstoppable.
“Wait… is that ‘el ogro’?”, says Jordan. “Sweet mother of Christ it is! Run and hide!”, shouts Will.
by The MLG dictionary guy January 26, 2023
Get the El Ogromug. John: I think I screwed up my math test
Tom: ok yup you are a El Tornado, stop acting like an El tornado
Tom: ok yup you are a El Tornado, stop acting like an El tornado
by Rogerbase21 April 10, 2018
Get the El Tornadomug. by retarded white boiiiiiiiiiii February 15, 2021
Get the El boismug. by Ffghbvdr January 17, 2018
Get the ching el ingmug. Referencing the volcano "el teide".
When you take a bracelet made out of volcanic rocks from tenerife, put it in a girls asshole like anal beads and feeding her laxitives. After some time when you pull out the beads an eruption of diarrhea happens.
When you take a bracelet made out of volcanic rocks from tenerife, put it in a girls asshole like anal beads and feeding her laxitives. After some time when you pull out the beads an eruption of diarrhea happens.
- Yesterday i pulled an "el teide" on Ashley
~ Really? No way!
- Yes, there was shit all over the bed
~ Really? No way!
- Yes, there was shit all over the bed
by Bobo jr. November 28, 2024
Get the El teidemug.