Dirty Biscuits and Gravy

The act of ejaculating onto someones face, shaking salt and pepper on it, finishing with them eating it off with a biscuit.

My girlfriend was hungry and horny this morning so I hooked her up with a order of my Dirty Biscuits and Gravy. She LOVED it !!

by Captain Sanchez SPR November 27, 2009

baking butt biscuits

the aroma of hot turds ready to come out of the butt oven

Upon smelling my recent fecal effusion my wife exclaimed, "mmm...someone's baking butt biscuits"

by megryan July 4, 2008

Asian Shit Biscuit

an extremely ugly asian person with a beard

That guy from Karate Kid is a real Asian Shit Biscuit

by Pa$tah Troy July 8, 2006

Dunk your biscuit

The act of having sexual intercouse. Can be double dunked for extra pleasure.

"Bro, I saw Carla walking like an Egyptian this morning, you dunk your biscuit in her after the party?" "Dude, I totally double dunked my biscuit in that. Girl loves a Hobnob"

by anonymous October 16, 2020

son of a biscuit maker

A nice day of saying son of a bitch.

She reached into the oven to grab a pan and forgot the oven mitt, she screamed “ son of a biscuit maker ”.

You have a terrible morning and yell “son of a biscuit maker” what did I do to deserve this.

“Son of a biscuit maker” yelled the drunk as he fell down the stairs.

by Annasillyandsweet November 2, 2020

step on my biscuit

Someone who goes around killing every nigga's vibe

"Treshon is such a dick, goin around, stepping on people's biscuits and shit"

"What're you talking about? I doubt anything interesting nigga"

"Bitch don't step on my biscuit!"

by Biscuit bean March 2, 2017

horny dick biscuit

When you are horny and your dick is hard and in your pants, and it rolls into the shape of a biscuit.

Man 1: dude did you see dem titties? I got so horny that my dick rolled in my pants!
Man 2: yah! I got a horny dick biscuit too!

by MLGDickWaggon May 8, 2017