your monthly blood flow is gradually coming to an end.
your sexy thoughts and lust for life are being replaced by female shame, guilt, rage, insecurity. Your libido is radically reduced. So is your tit tissue.
your sexy thoughts and lust for life are being replaced by female shame, guilt, rage, insecurity. Your libido is radically reduced. So is your tit tissue.
"er, yeah, so, my mum is coming next week and i thought we could try that russian lentil stew that Margaret is going on about. You could read her some of your poetry maybe? She says she needs our measurements for our new wool jumpers. Can't you just let her take them personally?? She would enjoy it so!"
by Krkič February 11, 2020
Get the russian lentil stewmug. Fill the chamber of a bong w/ weed smoke, but don't pull it through. Load an empty whipped cream maker with a canister of nitrous oxide. Remove the empty bowl from your bong and insert the male end of the whipped cream maker in its place. Now you're ready. Timing is everything. Simultaneously pull the weed smoke into your lungs as you pull the trigger of the whipped cream maker, releasing the nitrous oxide through the bong and into your bong rip. Enjoy.
by bongbeta January 22, 2009
Get the Russian River Shotgunmug. When two or more people stick their dicks into water/sleet during the winter. Loser's dick freezes first.
by TehWorldEnds December 4, 2010
Get the Russian Ice Hockeymug. You load up 5 bullets in a revolver. You pass the gun around until the last person stands. Try to have six people, it'll be funner that way.
by Talking Orange March 23, 2011
Get the Ultimate Russian Roulettemug. When a guy does diaheeria on the girls chest and then titty fucks her. Then the girl proceeds to blow the diaheeria covered dick.
Jim: I'm gonna shit on your chest, titty fuck you, and then you gonna blow me
Sasha: okay
(15minutes later)
Sasha: what was that it was amazing
Tim: that was Russian cucumber babe
Sasha: okay
(15minutes later)
Sasha: what was that it was amazing
Tim: that was Russian cucumber babe
by Slim Jim642 April 16, 2014
Get the russian cucumbermug. another definition for a pecker,fanny,wimp,pussy. a commonly used word within the whitfield massive.
by mike magrino October 20, 2006
Get the baby russianmug. by Sam Strane November 8, 2007
Get the White Trash Russianmug.