p-Phone

The Pavlov smartphone. It pings, buzzes, vibrates or rings and you JUMP! to respond.

Named for Ivan Pavlov, a Nobel-winning Russian physiologist famous for his work in classical conditioning.

To his eternal astonishment, she was incapable of ignoring her p-Phone, no matter the circumstance.

by Monkey's Dad October 14, 2020

phoned

code word for realllyyy high

“broo i’m so phoned rn”

by 413X4 June 19, 2022

phoned

like rlly high

“dudeeee i got so phoned last night i heard voices”

by 413X4 June 15, 2022

active phone sniping

when someone looks over your shoulder at your text messages or phone content and comments on what they have read on your phone.

happens most when lying in bed with someone, or in the car.

Harry: why are you talking to that guy still?

Amanda: why are you active phone sniping right now? im not your girlfriend, this isn't your business!

by misterstanwood August 21, 2011

phone manners

The fake tone of voice and politeness that you put on when making an Important phonecall.

"Get Callum to phone the landlord, he has the best Phone manners"

by Matt ledwitch September 08, 2007

Off the top of my phone

Putting the top of your phone to your head/temple while trying to think about something

"I tried to remember but I just couldn't think of it off the top of my phone."

by Kokocane February 10, 2016

Phone Coma

Low brainwave activity, unaware of surroundings, incoherent and motionless except for singular motion of index finger. Other symptoms include deafness and sedentary behavior.

Lisa was unreachable using common social forms of verbal communication. She stared blankly at the iPhone. Lisa was in a Phone Coma.

by Hobarto April 19, 2019