Austins penis

Austins penis is so fucken massive that it cant fit in the hole so he will be a virgin his whole life

Austins penis cannot be used

by JOhnnnnndfdfd February 17, 2021

Joseph Penis

Jase's Fuckin Dad

"You lookin Thicc Joseph Penis"

by DADDY SKWOMP May 20, 2019

Penis-Possessors

A Penis Possessor is a person (doesn't have to be male because we respect the LGBTQ+ community) who possesses a penis. Any person who has a penis, is a penis possessor.

"Oh em gee look at those penis-possessors, so lucky. They don't get periods."
"Damn, those Penis-Possessors needs to complete the homework otherwise the penis-possessing teacher will whoop his ass."

by Not A Penis-Possessor March 25, 2021

baby penis

1. An uncannily small penis on a full grown male

Also see: baby dick; hagerman

Bob: That dude's dick is 3", hard.

Jonny: Yep, he has a baby penis

by Nathaniel Mayweather August 11, 2005

Penis Teeth

Penis Teeth is a group of fellows whom have all gathered in a community to speak about penis teeth and togetherness.

Hey dude you should join Penis Teeth!

by Luciloot January 27, 2018

Salsbury Penis

The art of being such a dick people hate it--Just like they hate getting a salsbury steak

Jim: Suck it Mike!

Mike: Dude you're acting like a real salsbury penis right now!

by LIKEITDOWN689 July 3, 2011

Mexican penis

Mexican dicks are really big, girls get suprised by the massivness.

I sucked a huge Mexican penis last night with angelle

by Rudy Giuliani November 6, 2019