Vegan's Law

Vegan's Law states that as notes/replies on a post on a social network site grow and more heated (hi Tumblr), it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will make a mocking comparison to vegans, to which a vegan will almost inevitably crawl out of the woodwork to play holier-than-thou in relation to meat-eaters. When the latter occurs, the vegan guilty of invoking Vegan's Law has effectively forfeited their dignity.

Not to be confused with the game "Spot the Vegan". This essentially concerns the increasing likelihood of Spot the Vegan occurring.

My Tumblr dashboard is ridiculous, but it's funny sometimes since I'll often see posts about racism or sexism turn into "Spot the Vegan". It's great how these children love to invoke Vegan's Law.

by BullockDS April 16, 2015

O.J. law

The law enforcement policy of arresting men for domestic violence based on any accusation, despite lack of evidence or credibility. The "O.J. law" is so named due to the harsher treatment of male domestic violence suspects in the wake of the O.J. Simpson trial of the mid 90s.

We know you didn't do it, but have to arrest you; it's the O.J. law.

by Vincent Watkins August 20, 2007

alt-laws

Your in-laws are members of either the alt-left or alt-right, but you identify with the opposite side that they do.

I am a common sense person, but my alt-laws worship Hitler, Stalin, Castro, Obama, and the Clinton's because they are total sozialists.

by GLT75 May 26, 2017

Bird Law

Noun. When women are on the hunt for mating partners.

"stand up straight boys, puff out your chests, the women are on bird law"

by Tadpole raisins April 23, 2021

mexican law

Possession is nine-tenths of the law ( si, si senior ! )

Hombre why don't you give me that old thing I fix it for you, its mexican law, You know laws of UR own cuntry.

We no hurt you, we don't go udf sometimes we go over da fence.

by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

murphy's law

The stupidest, most nonsensical "theory" ever. If it's a joke it isn't funny.

"Anything that can go wrong, will." What the fuck does that mean? I mean I wake up every morning and drive to work in my piece of shit car. I haven't gotten into an accident and my car has never broke down. There you have it I beat the stupid theory.

One of the most common examples that I hear is when stuck in traffic the other lanes around you will move faster than the lane you're in. What? What about the people in the other lanes, why doesn't this bullshit law apply to them? I could name some more examples but frankly it isn't worth it.

Murphy's Law is a crock of shit.

by aldwardo November 3, 2006

Chuckie Or Law

A mispelling of "Tiocfaidh Ár Lá:, Irish for "our day will come"; the motto of the Republican movement. Often found scrawled on toilet walls by ignorant Republican fellow-travellers who seem to think that they're striking some sort of blow for national unity by scrawling illegibly while doing their best imitation of a crop sprayer with their evacuatory organs.

There isn't a pub in Dublin where you won't find "Chuckie Or Law" carved into a stall door.

by Priest of Odd October 21, 2005