Dirty Biscuits and Gravy

The act of ejaculating onto someones face, shaking salt and pepper on it, finishing with them eating it off with a biscuit.

My girlfriend was hungry and horny this morning so I hooked her up with a order of my Dirty Biscuits and Gravy. She LOVED it !!

by Captain Sanchez SPR November 27, 2009

baking butt biscuits

the aroma of hot turds ready to come out of the butt oven

Upon smelling my recent fecal effusion my wife exclaimed, "mmm...someone's baking butt biscuits"

by megryan July 4, 2008

Asian Shit Biscuit

an extremely ugly asian person with a beard

That guy from Karate Kid is a real Asian Shit Biscuit

by Pa$tah Troy July 8, 2006

balls over biscuits

Abnormally weird and hectic.

My job was balls over biscuits all day long.

by Rance Kesterson March 28, 2017

joshing your biscuits

A phrase used to reinforce that someone is telling the truth

I swear Vince Vaughn lives in our neighborhood, I'm not joshing your biscuits.

by Ratpackisback February 18, 2017

Offensive recovery biscuit

A really offensive, old, white EMT that makes fun of all the people in the ambulance after they have gotten hurt

That damn offensive recovery biscuit.

by Bob_sahorsefety January 26, 2018

Dropping Your Biscuit

Dropping a smelly fart during intercourse.

"Oh no Nancy, are you dropping your biscuit again?"

"Why yes Terrance, I did just drop my biscuit!"

by TheWiseApricot June 16, 2018