Sleep

Sleep is useless, and should not be a thing.

Example: person: go to sleep, for your health.
Me: what is ‘sleep’.

by Your reality check, November 23, 2021

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sleeping doody

When one falls asleep/passes out while sitting on the toilet, dropping a duece.

Commonly due to extreme exhaustion or extreme intoxication.

"Dude, come check out Paul. He's passed out on the toilet with his pants around his ankles. What a drunk ass!"

"Someone get a picture of that Sleeping Doody."

by LRaiser March 13, 2008

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sleep divorce

When you or your wife cannot sleep together in a bed due to one of you snoring, breaking wind, watching way too much Tik Tok, work schedules, etc. so both of you start sleeping in separate rooms.

Honey, your snoring is out of control! I want a sleep divorce!

The Pattersons are sleeping in separate rooms. Are they going through a divorce?
No, they are still happily married they just have a sleep divorce.

by Hogwash15 June 10, 2023

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soundless sleep

When someone ejaculates in another persons ear while they are sleeping

I had a girl over and made sure she had a soundless sleep

by WinterK January 19, 2023

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No sleep

What you receive when there's thunder or an asshole on his motorcycle

*guy revving his Yamaha*
Yeaaaaa
SHUT THAT FUCKING THING OFF I'M GETTING NO SLEEP BECUZ OF YOU

by I hate your life for you August 6, 2021

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sleep

A time skipping/fast forward ability. To activate close your eyes at night on a comfy bed then when you wake up a huge amount of time will pass by. Time should usually be skipped at around 8 hours to get a passive of regaining all of your energy.

On rare occasions, there will also be a mini-game between sleep called "dreams"

"I closed my eyes at night then when I open them it was morning and I feel refreshed. Could this be sleep?"

by MikeSGA November 23, 2021

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