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Paddle Slap

To be slapped with a paddle.

To be slapped in the face with a tool that is used for pushing against liquids, either as a form of propulsion in a boat or as an implement for mixing.

When somebody takes the paddle from a boat or canoe and uses it as a weapon to slap someone's face with.

When an open hand slap is not even nearly or close enough to what the slappee deserves!
In the women's rowing team at the Athens Olympics a girl who is now called 'Lay Down Sally' copped a monstrous paddle slap from team-mate Catriona for costing the Australian team a gold medal. It's not known how much dental work is needed to fix her jaw.

Mike and Grady got in a paddle slap fight down on the river when they got into a fight over a girl named Slita.

It's alleged that Britany went out and bought a paddle to slap the shit out of her best friend Hilda for cheating with her boyfriend.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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gibb slap

the art of slapping the upside of your head, usually follows after someone says or does something insanely stupid. Leroy Gethro Gibbs started this trend in NCIS to knock some sense into his team.
Also can be used as a warning before a bitch slap.
Laura gave me a gibb slap after she found out that the fall off the roof hadn't hurt me.

Girl 1: My boyfriend and I broke up last night when I bitch slapped him for checking out another girl's ass
Girl 2: You should have just gave him a gibb slap and you two would still be together.
by peoplelovesogs October 8, 2009
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Clit Slap

To pimp slap someone's clit, causing great pain for them, and great enjoyment for you.
Yo, that stupid bitch annoyed me so much yesterday I had to clit slap her... It was pure lulz.
by KeiranXD November 20, 2010
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buffalo slap

The act of allowing the girl to climb on top of you. You then immediately slap the right side of her ass as if you were a cowboy slapping a buffalo. Once her eyes light up and she realizes she was just branded, she will give a stare just like a buffalo. Buffalo slapping becomes even cooler while partaking in Hate-Sex.
"Dude, she wanted to try something new, so I buffalo slapped her."

"Man she was hot last night, i kind of wanted to have hate-sex with her and buffalo slap that shit.
by Pootie Stang April 4, 2006
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bitch slap

an open handed slap with the front of your hand. Opposite of a Pimp Slap which is with the back of your hand.
black lady #1: Girl, don make me bitch slap you outta her!

black lady #2: Oh know you didn't jus say you was gonna bitch slap me!
by DEATH5089 November 22, 2006
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The Clap Slap

When a woman has "The Clap" or formally known as chlamydia. She sticks her hand down her pants and gets some of the Chlamydia juice on her hand and rubs it across someones face. Hence "The Clap Slap"
Julia used The Clap Slap on Jason.
by Crookston June 18, 2007
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sticker slap

to wrap double sided tape round your penis and dick slap someone in the face while screaming sticker slap so your penis sticks to them. the closer to the mouth you get the better you have done
i screamed sticker slap while i hit Mary in the face with my penis
by toastontoast March 18, 2014
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