poo back

Being so full of food you get a sore back

I'm so full ive got poo back

by Viol8r&bono December 19, 2014

Sham-pooing

The act in of getting off while shampooing someone elses hair. a very clean fetish.

"we just kept it clean last night and stuck to a little sham-pooing"

by SiNister PiGeon December 20, 2009

Poo Willy

Sticking your index finger into your asshole and getting as much shit on it as possible, then going up to your friend and sticking the shit finger into their mouth.

POO WILLY

by mrpoowilly March 4, 2011

Poo-leg

When one chooses to shower instead of using toilet paper to remove feces from their anal region after excreting human wastes, causing a slurry to be formed and liquid feces to run down one's leg.

Coined by MS, DD, SP, and EA on December 10, 2008.

I had no toilet paper, so I had to take a shower and have poo-leg instead.

by MZS September 15, 2010

poo tea

"Poo tea" is a type of tea designed to help with bowel movements, similar to a laxative.

Honey, can you please pass me some poo tea, I think I'm a bit clogged up today.

by greenpenis August 11, 2010

Poo Burn

The feeling you get when you haven't wiped properly after expelling faeces.

There are 2 main causes:

1. The article was passed in a semi liquid state potentially due to spicy food consumed previously.

2. You wiped prematurely smudging the stool into a cake and in the clean up process made your ass bleed by wiping to hard.

Someone with poo burn can commonly be identified due to the awkward way they are sitting, spreading their crack and rubbing it down the edge of the seat to gain relief and simultaneously shit stain their own undergarments.

Steve: "Man, I wiped early while taking a shit, It was everywhere and I didn't get it all out. I even made myself bleed, now I've got real bad Poo Burn "

Dave: "Dude, stop rubbing your fucking ass down the seat"

by Poo Burn November 11, 2011

poo masties

1, To finger ones ass while masturbating 2, To defecate in ones hand, and then use that hand to masturbate

Damn, i heard that Michael loves to get into the poo masties after listening to Elton John

by jigsaw666 April 8, 2008