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poo-pilfere

One who engages in the act of pilfering poo.
Man, you are such a poo-pilferer.
by Pooty-Poo December 9, 2006
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Poo-leg

When one chooses to shower instead of using toilet paper to remove feces from their anal region after excreting human wastes, causing a slurry to be formed and liquid feces to run down one's leg.

Coined by MS, DD, SP, and EA on December 10, 2008.
I had no toilet paper, so I had to take a shower and have poo-leg instead.
by MZS September 15, 2010
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Poo-gi

A clever combination of the two words (a portmanteau if you will, of) "poop" and "vagina"; It describes someone known as a poop-vagina, which is basically, for lack of a better word, a girl who fucked a guy who fucked another guy's butt.

The word describes the transitivity of the poop from the person who "took it" through the medium, who we will call an Adam, to the girl who received the "poopy wiener."
Bill: Hey did you hear Jessica was a poo-gi?
Ted: A what?
Bill: You know, ever since she fucked Adam, she's been a poo-gi.
Ted: WHAT?!
Bill: Man, don't you ever read urban dictionary? You piss me the fuck off. This friendship is over.
by Gr8 Guy October 9, 2008
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Poo Burn

The feeling you get when you haven't wiped properly after expelling faeces.

There are 2 main causes:

1. The article was passed in a semi liquid state potentially due to spicy food consumed previously.

2. You wiped prematurely smudging the stool into a cake and in the clean up process made your ass bleed by wiping to hard.

Someone with poo burn can commonly be identified due to the awkward way they are sitting, spreading their crack and rubbing it down the edge of the seat to gain relief and simultaneously shit stain their own undergarments.
Steve: "Man, I wiped early while taking a shit, It was everywhere and I didn't get it all out. I even made myself bleed, now I've got real bad Poo Burn "

Dave: "Dude, stop rubbing your fucking ass down the seat"
by Poo Burn November 11, 2011
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glue poo

when your poo is so tacky it sticks to everything and anything.
honey someone took a shit and they had glue poo, better grab a wire brush
by moan doggie August 3, 2006
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Poo Siren

Fart - warning of the oncoming poop. Not a definite indicator of the arrival time, but a warning that it is approaching. Similar to a tornado siren. Innocent bystanders should be evacuated.
Fart "The Poo Siren has sounded, I think it is time we finish up this bike ride here soon. I can't be 100% sure, but this one could knock down a small town."
by Bearded Bandit September 22, 2012
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bug poo

1)the faeces of a bug
2) The never ending cycle of life..
3) A very very very good/ fit thing
1)Ewww i trod in bug poo
2) Bug poo today... bug poo tomorrow, bug poo yesterday
Bug poo is the future
3) Yummy... hes a right nice bug poo
by weez September 8, 2005
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