pint 

1. (In the US) 0.473 liters (16 fluid ounces) of a liquid, typically draft beer.

2. (In the UK) 0.568 litres (20 fluid ounces) of a liquid, typically draught beer.

3. (Metric - everywhere else in the world other than UK/US) Exactly half a litre (or 500mL, 2 cups, 18 fluid ounces, etc.) of any liquid, most notably beer.

Man (walks into a bar in Toronto): I'll have a pint of Guiness.

Bartender: One pint of Guiness, coming up.

Man: So a pint is 375 mL, right?

Bartender: No sir, its 500mL.

Man: Well I'll be damned. But it's 12 ounces right?

Bartender: No sir, its 18 fluid ounces.

Man: Damn, I'll have to stop getting my facts from urbandictionary.com

Bartender: Well actually, I'm a psychic, and I'm having a vision of some valiant soul deciding to post a proper definition of the word "pint" as it refers to drinking. So don't worry, keep on urbandicking!

Man: Urbandicking? I'll have to look that one up.

Bartender: Well if its not self-explanatory then you're an idiot.

Man: Just give me the goddamn pint.

pint by Leroy Brown 420 January 31, 2009

Paintball 

This is a reply to the definition provided by J. Michael Reiter.

I do know what its like to carry a rifle, full ruck and LBH. I served in the airborne for 8 years. I also play paintball. And I enjoy every minute I spend on the field. I saw many of my friends die while I served, and it makes me feel good when I can see my friends get right back up after being shot by a paintball.

Oh and by the way most of the people who play paintball are not "wealthy overgrown adolescents."

I love paintball. I love my country. God Bless the USA!

Paintball by 8 years served July 27, 2011

Brownie Points

Brownie points are things that you keep track of yourself when talking to your crush or someone you're into. You gain brownie points when you say nice things or joke around with them and they accept the joke. You can also lose brownie points by saying something insulting or rude that the person would most likely take offense to.

"I just gained brownie points with him!"

"I just lost attention by making that joke."

Brownie Points by pinkfluffyunicorns March 27, 2015

porcelain paint 

The art of leaving streaks in the toilet after taking a dump.

The residue left in the toilet after a good crap.

Bob, what the hell did you eat? You left some major porcelain paint!

After that burrito last night, I'm going to leave some porcelain paint.

porcelain paint by cheeks1128 February 4, 2010

Pointercrate 

Pointercrate is a geometry dash list that is used to rank dick pics of top players in the game.

person 1: did you see Nswishs dick on pointercrate?
person 2: yeah it is fucking tiny

Pointercrate by starztarz879 November 20, 2021

Vagina Points 

When a female gets some thing because she has a VAGINA. Also known as VP

Kaeli hands in her drawing to the teacher, he looks at her and sas. This B material but im going to give you an A cause i like you additude

Rebbeca sas to Marc hey can you buy me food at mac@night. Marc replies "no I dont give VAGINA POINTS."

Vagina Points by Marc Eisenhauer, Ken Martin January 7, 2009

Watching Paint Dry 

Internet slang for staring at your download progress bar or watching download speeds fluctuate.

Man sits there slumped over staring at a computer screen watching each file segment's progress on utorrent hoping somehow his DVD rip of the Dark Knight from aXXo will download faster because he's willing it to happen.

Friend walks in and asks. "looking at porn??"

Man replies "no, just watching paint dry"

Friend says "really should be looking at porn."

Watching Paint Dry by LashedOut2k March 26, 2009