phone manners

The fake tone of voice and politeness that you put on when making an Important phonecall.

"Get Callum to phone the landlord, he has the best Phone manners"

by Matt ledwitch September 19, 2007

Half-a-phone

Noun. 1. A cell phone that is broken in half, or barely works. 2. A shitty phone.

Wow, I have a half-a-phone after that bail yesterday.

by Dan bob December 27, 2007

Phone Cocktail

When you can't have a drink with a friend in person, so you each make one and call instead.

Diane, I would love to have a drink with you but you live so far...guess we will have to have a phone cocktail! Cheers!

by sneaky1 April 3, 2009

Phone Balls

When your on the phone with your parents and a girl makes-out with your neck causing you to receive blue balls and not pay attention to the conversation.

Morgan gave me gnarly phone Balls!

by Burnsssss March 5, 2009

phone affair

when a person you are good friends with is talking to your girlfriend/boyfriend more then you do. this usually happens without your knowledge

dude, did you hear? Laura and Randy were having a phone affair when he was going out with Ellen
wow! what a douche bag

by mingydingy January 7, 2009

Phone sick

The lapse of time you spend without a cell phone after breaking or losing it, often causing anxiety because of the inability to contact people. Withdrawal of the modern smartphone can sometimes cause complete isolation from the outside world.

It's been 2 days, and I'm still on my laptop trying to facebook message my friends where they are. I am extremely phone sick.

My phone was stolen, so now I can't appear busy by pretending to text somebody on my phone. Wait...How am I going to instagram this?!!

I really took having my iphone for granted after I was without one for only 3 days. Now that I have a new one, I am proud to join the rest of the world again.

by Toto Annihalation March 15, 2013

star trek phone

A flip style cell phone, usually low end by today's standards, resembling the Star Trek communicator device used in the original series.

I'm surprised no one has defined the star trek phone yet on Urban Dictionary, lots of people use this term.

Daffney put down her star trek phone yesterday, just stared at me and struck up a conversation, never telling the other person to hold.

by whitey803 March 30, 2013