Pearen

Someone who hates his job more than life itself

you don't want to be like Pearen

by ThatGuy2187 March 8, 2026

Peared

To have intercourse while your roommate is sleeping in the bunk above you.

My roommates girlfriend is coming over this weekend. I hope I don’t get peared.

by ABYSthicc March 16, 2026

pearl harboring

When one is sitting within the cuck chair and goon upon the two making love within the bed.

“Oh I love pearl harboring on my local librarian and her husband.”

by local librarian lover March 20, 2026

pearange

A pear that tastes exactly like an orange.

One friend wants pears, and another wants oranges. So I bought them pearanges.

by #+_+# February 8, 2025

Pearled

Being rammed with a car , generally while a lady perimenopause lady named pearl is driving erratically , usually residing in housing commission with no money or regret for damages to other people's cars thinking they are rich enough to cover it

That lady backed straight into the front of my car with no remorse, she just kept going and pearled me good,

by Crocodile Dundee 69 March 27, 2025

Pearl Harbor Snack

A snack popular in Hawaii around the time Pearl Harbor happened.

Is that spam and rice? What a great Pearl Harbor snack.

by jnater April 30, 2025

Pearl

A girl who is fine but has HORRIBLE taste

Dang that girl other is a pearl!!

by Theoneandonlymonkey May 9, 2025