Penis nuke

Penis nuke. Everyone will fucking die.

The penis nuke is a deadly weapon that was designed to kill everyone.

If you would like to survive, see "Ballsack bunker"

by Cxtfish September 5, 2021

Penis Friday

A pre-nsfw-purge Tumblr holiday where men would post nudes

Now a widespread meme where people rejoice in the old times

“Travis, put your dick away, after the Tumblr purge there’s no such thing as a penis Friday!”

by WippityWap June 4, 2021

Ex-Penis

A term used by people who have undergone surgery to switch from male to female to refer to their former penis.

Guy: I hope I don't get a boner during my presentation.
Girl: Yeah, my Ex-Penis used to do that all the time.

by Dog Ford\ June 16, 2021

baby penis

1. An uncannily small penis on a full grown male

Also see: baby dick; hagerman

Bob: That dude's dick is 3", hard.

Jonny: Yep, he has a baby penis

by Nathaniel Mayweather August 11, 2005

Penis Teeth

Penis Teeth is a group of fellows whom have all gathered in a community to speak about penis teeth and togetherness.

Hey dude you should join Penis Teeth!

by Luciloot January 27, 2018

Penis pebbles

When a boy/man hasn't masterbated in so long his sperm becomes solid and clumps up into little pebbles.

Damn that was painful, I just ejaculated penis pebbles!

by Krisuel-Blair May 28, 2008

Mexican penis

Mexican dicks are really big, girls get suprised by the massivness.

I sucked a huge Mexican penis last night with angelle

by Rudy Giuliani November 6, 2019