Penis-Possessors

A Penis Possessor is a person (doesn't have to be male because we respect the LGBTQ+ community) who possesses a penis. Any person who has a penis, is a penis possessor.

"Oh em gee look at those penis-possessors, so lucky. They don't get periods."
"Damn, those Penis-Possessors needs to complete the homework otherwise the penis-possessing teacher will whoop his ass."

by Not A Penis-Possessor March 25, 2021

Ex-Penis

A term used by people who have undergone surgery to switch from male to female to refer to their former penis.

Guy: I hope I don't get a boner during my presentation.
Girl: Yeah, my Ex-Penis used to do that all the time.

by Dog Ford\ June 16, 2021

Penis Man

Mr. Collins’s worst enemy, ahhhhh, screamed the small man, as the Penis Man roared very loudly

Ahhh run Connor! It’s penis man

by Large Cheese 420 January 11, 2020

baby penis

1. An uncannily small penis on a full grown male

Also see: baby dick; hagerman

Bob: That dude's dick is 3", hard.

Jonny: Yep, he has a baby penis

by Nathaniel Mayweather August 11, 2005

Penis Teeth

Penis Teeth is a group of fellows whom have all gathered in a community to speak about penis teeth and togetherness.

Hey dude you should join Penis Teeth!

by Luciloot January 27, 2018

Mexican penis

Mexican dicks are really big, girls get suprised by the massivness.

I sucked a huge Mexican penis last night with angelle

by Rudy Giuliani November 6, 2019

Salsbury Penis

The art of being such a dick people hate it--Just like they hate getting a salsbury steak

Jim: Suck it Mike!

Mike: Dude you're acting like a real salsbury penis right now!

by LIKEITDOWN689 July 3, 2011