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A: “I always wanted to sit at the peanut free table but that girl always sits there”

B: “You should sanitarily dispose of her”

A: “How?”

B pulls out her bazooka full of peanuts and shoots rapid fire, thus peanut allergy girl turns blue and all is well.

by 12345678nine10111213 November 28, 2019

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Peanutian

Peanutian is an meme revolved religion based on the life and teachings of Mr.Peanut of Planters. Its followers, known as Peanutians, believe that Mr.Peanut is the NUT, whose coming as the messiah was prophesied in the meme world, called the Old Nuttiness in Peanutian, and chronicled in the New Baby Nut. If your a follower you cannot eat peanuts. During prayer you have to put a top hat and monocle on. We believe in reincarnation, during the reincarnation you become a baby nut and have a chance to become the Planters Peanut mascot: Mr.Peanut. If you eat a peanut you have to go through a punishment which you cut off your pinky finger and send it to Planters in which they use it in their soil to grow more peanuts.

I am a Peanutian

by Lil_Crispy February 3, 2020

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Peanutt guzzle

When a girl who is allergic to peanuts eats some right before a blow job to make the neck and mouth tighter she then will Gargle the cum and have the puss from her allergy mix with the cum until she kisses the guy and spits the cum and puss mixture into the guys mouth

Guy one: did you hear what Emily did with mark last night? It’s disgusting

Guy two: no what happened?
Guy one: Emily gave him a peanutt guzzle

Guy two: wtf that’s disgusting

by End_mii May 19, 2020

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