Asbury Park

Referencing the 1973 Bruce Springsteen song “Spirit in the Night” off the album “Greeting from Asbury Park”. Refers to the insane and enjoyable times of high schoolers in small to medium sized towns across America. These experiences often cause nostalgia in college students and 40 year olds alike.

“Damn my Asbury Park is over”

by grupenhof August 30, 2019

Parking a custard

being sick in a defined place. Either at the side of the road, or a toilet, sink etc.

"Dude where is Bill?" "he didnt feel well, hes in the toilet parking a custard!"

by Tattoo'd Ed August 28, 2009

stripper parking

Parking spot closest to the establishment. Parking spot you leave open for a stripper for a party.

I got to work so early that I got stripper parking.

by W1ck3d.taco March 7, 2019

Parallel Park

The Parallel Park is an intimate move used to initiate the Spoon technique.

It can be applied when one unsuspecting individual is casually lying on their side, forming a typical "big spoon" orientation. The other individual commences the Parallel Park by asserting themselves (consensually) as the "little spoon" through various methods such as simply sliding in smoothly or more energetically. Typically used in romantic relationships.

"Bro I was just chilling on the couch watching a fish documentary on my phone when my girlfriend parallel parked me since she wanted to watch too"

by btw soma May 16, 2021

park and play

To have sex in a parked car.

We can do my place, your place, or a park and play if you can find somewhere to park.

by Alruthian February 16, 2014

Getaway Parking

When someone parks their car with the front end facing out for a quick departure. (as if they were planning to rob the place)

Tom: What's with the getaway parking?
Rob: Don't ask questions, just follow my lead.

by Tom Jr. October 12, 2008

park squirrel

People (mostly white females) who live that trailer park hood life.

They cook meth, do meth, mud wrestle, enjoy lifted trucks and other white trash things.

They are the trailer park equivalent to a hoodrat

I gotta stop fuckin with these ratchet ass park squirrels.

by frankiepolymath May 20, 2016