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Pussy Thang 

My 9 year old brother comes into my room and sees an unopened tampon on the bed and says, "Is that a pussy thang?!"
Pussy Thang by DSL MJ <3 April 9, 2009

pussy crumbs

Noun. That mess left in your sheets after a long bangin', and your woman's creamy jizz dries on her and then falls onto your sheets. Resembling that someone with severe psoriasis just slept in your bed.
Related to the snail trail, but not a smear.
Guy: Dude, what the hell is all that crap in your bed? Are you really sunburned?
Friend: Aw man, no. You remember how I told you how my girlfriend gets super-wet? Well, I was pounding that ho for a couple hours and then we fell asleep. That's just "pussy crumbs".
pussy crumbs by happy diver March 21, 2011

pussy-lazy

When a male is newly single and there are opportunities to get laid, but the guy does not pursue them because of the complications that would arise.
Guy 1: "Why didn't you hit that, she would have totally been down?!"
Guy 2: "Naw, I have been pussy-lazy as of late."
pussy-lazy by finmajor90 August 23, 2011
pussy ole is a boy who is scared to do anything, and acts like a prik. and the hole refers to a vagina hole. so basically its like calling som1 vagina hole. lool
oi look at dat pussy ole, he cant even jump the fence.
pussy ole by L&S G July 14, 2009

pussy spanking 

Verb. (Colloquial circa 1985) The act of gently impacting the female pudenda with the fingers or an object such as a padded sap or a cat o' nine-tails for the purpose of sexually stimulating the female partner. A practice that is part of the sado-masochist tradition known as "light S&M," pussy spanking is not discipline per se but is intended as an act allowing for the sexual gratification of a woman. In no way is real violence intended.

See also: bondage and discipline
Pussy spanking reportedly was one of 'Penthouse' publisher Bob Guccione's kinks.

Pussy Power 

The vaginal control of a woman over a man AFTER he has hit it and not before. Because EVERY man is stupid before he starts fucking. Thus, any woman who can keep him stupid after he fucks possesses Power of the Pussy. (Hint: not every woman has PP)
Guy 1: Hey, Jay's still with that girl?
Guy 2: Yeah, you bet
Guy 1: I thought he already fucked her?
Guy 2: Yeah, I guess she be having some pussy power over him
Pussy Power by jaylenny September 9, 2009