Temple Bum

When you play Temple Run on the toilet for too long your bum sticks to the seat.

Although I set a high score of 5 million I contracted a severe case of Temple Bum.

by Bumgazer May 22, 2012

Bum Nation

The act of relaxing in a very comfortable position, preferably with a beer and playing video games or watching TV. Smoking marijuana is an optional activity while engaged in "bum nation".

Grandpa was a master of bum nation; he'd skip class all day and be passed out by 9pm.

by Catheter Cathy November 12, 2011

Bum jam

A different way of saying diarrhoea also known as BJ.

A - what does bj mean

B- oh bum jam

by jonesG March 24, 2020

bum grill

When a ladies front bottom is a little further South than it should be

By heck love, I had to get a taxi in the end to find your bum grill

by Karleyooo December 10, 2016

crypto bum

A crypto bum is someone that does not buy any cryptocurrency but rather goes around social media sites (reddit, facebook, etc) looking for airdrops of cryptocurrencies to sell on the market to make ends meet.

Person A: Dude I just got $30 worth of shitcoin from a reddit post! I swapped it into an altcoin and sold it on an exchange, bring out the red panties tonight!

Person B: Stop being a crypto bum and get a real job.

by eternalriw November 19, 2021

coffee bum

A coffee bum is someone who mooches coffee from a co-worker or the office coffee fund but never gives any money to the fund or re-pays the person with the coffee. They are even known to leave a cup of coffee in the coffee pot , without making a new pot of coffee. Their best move is making change with the coffee fund money, then leaving the less than pot of coffee on the burner, until it turns to Carbon-12 on burndown mode and the fire alarm goes off.

Dick :

Hey Harry do you have any coffee ?

Harry:

Yeah man

Tom:

That f** ing dick never brings any coffee.

He is a f#$#ing coffee bum

Sally:

WTF is that smell!?!? ?

Harry:

It’s the coffee pot again! Some coffee bum didn't finish the pot.

Once again the Dick walks away. But he did make change.

by The Dude of the Stupid April 9, 2019

bum shnuck

A substitute for swearing.

Person 1: I’m sorry I couldn’t get it in time
Person 2: Bum shnuck…it’s fine

Person 1: what does bum shnuck mean
Person 2: it’s a substitute for people who don’t wanna swear.

by Your mum’s uncle September 19, 2021