Magical Teleportation Tea

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.

"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped

by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020

Magic

Guy1. Magic

Guy2. Magik

I hate magic

by Pog moment October 11, 2020

Real Magic

Any time Brenda and Christopha are with each other

Do you remember the real magic at Okee?

by holidaylove January 8, 2021

Word magic

What they use as language to trick you in a courtroom. All courts are contract enforcement. They offer you accept. Not justice but trickery

How did your court case go
That damn lawyer used word magic on me. Made me feel better about getting rammed in the ass by the corporate government court crooks

by Dudley durite September 7, 2018

Magic Carpet Ride

Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.

That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !

Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !

by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023

Six Magical Words

-Shut
-The
-Fuck
-Up
-You
-Cunt

Tell me those six magical words.

by MYYpseudonym June 15, 2021

magic mike-ing

An adjective used to describe; your current mindset, an action, or just the way you are acting. Relates to star character Magic Mike in the movie Magic Mike. Often involves hip thrusting, crawling across the floor seductively and blasting the song ‘Pony’

“How are you dealing with the recent breakup?”
“Honestly great, I’ve been magic mike-ing my way through it”

by sparklygoldfish July 7, 2022