Magic Grandad

A variation on Magic Grandpa. A twinkly eyed older man who appears to be, and believes themselves to be, all lovely and cuddly but reveals themselves to have offensive views.

My uncle gets a bit Magic Grandad if you start talking about anything more complex than his garden.

by Monkeyboyvalley August 15, 2018

Mocha Magic

Using a mixture of both fecal matter and semen as lubricant for a sexual purpose.

Me and tina ran out of lube, so we just made some Mocha Magic and continued going at it.

by Limi Jimmy August 23, 2018

Word magic

What they use as language to trick you in a courtroom. All courts are contract enforcement. They offer you accept. Not justice but trickery

How did your court case go
That damn lawyer used word magic on me. Made me feel better about getting rammed in the ass by the corporate government court crooks

by Dudley durite September 7, 2018

Baby Magic

When you change a baby's poop diaper and ten minutes later they poop again

Damn it! The baby did it's baby magic again

by WhyTho.mp4/wack September 27, 2018

Magic meatballs

Meatballs, but they give you powers like flying and walking through walls. Very tasty and low carbohydrates.

The next thing I knew I was flying around the city and I had laser eyes. Those were some very magic meatballs.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Magic Pixies

A term that means electricity in the plural form or a single electron, it is commonly used by AvE.

As I turned on the switch magic pixies came out of the wall and into the light bulb.

The dead battery was out of magic pixies.

by Astralphaser666 May 31, 2018

wand of magic missile

The name of a penis of a nerdy friend.

“Wait is that a wand of magic missile in your pocket or is that a pencil.”

by Dune_fucker June 1, 2018