woah, some guy just shat himself

Why are you looking this up? The definition is basically the fucking title. You shitfaced fucking narwhal.

This phrase is what you would use to express the fact that some guy just left a shit in their pants.

"Woah, some guy just shat himself, wanna go sniff it and put it on the black market?"

by Mark Hamill's imaginary friend February 2, 2018

I just have really high standards

when your talking to a whore and she wants you dick but you dont want STDs.

Its not you, its me, i just have really high standards.

by crass June 27, 2004

shit has just hit the fan

bullshit has been spread about you or your friend

"joe shit has just hit the fan harriet is saying you hit her"

by cracky j June 30, 2008

don't think about it, you just do it.

a mixture of sports quotations such as adidas with a hint of originality and innocence. it is a term that is described to take a wild action that should be done spontaneously and without using the mind. much similar to the creater of this phrase.

very commonly used by Leo and carry forwarded by Eetu and Rohan.

person1- dude do u think i should jump from that building to my death
person 2- don't think about it, you just do it.

by ronnie1234 November 6, 2010

JDYDJ (Just Do Your Damn Job)

Work in an place where everyone's getting into each others bizness?? Work in a place where guys be shruggin off there responsibilities onto others?

JDYDJ means just come in and do your shit and don't get in the way of me doin my shit.
Peace.

me: Dick says he didn't see the updates so he needed me to come in early. But he was lookin in the wrong place!
you: Shit man, well if he'd worry more about his work and less about micro-managing us...
me: he makes me wanna yell JDYDJ (Just Do Your Damn Job)!

by youtoo! May 11, 2009

shes actually just tying her shoe

She's a hoe.

(Shes) (a)ctually just tying her s(hoe). It was a comment on a picture that said s(he's) br(ok)en, and showed the girl tying her shoe. shes actually just tying her shoe

by Mcd247 February 8, 2013

I just cracked me one off.

A phrase used in internet forums to confess having masturbated to a posted pic or story. Frequently used to express appreciation for a pic or story even if actual masturbation hasn't taken place. Occasionally used ironically or to be comedically inappropriate.

Example 1: <user posts pic of a PAWG> ... I just cracked me one off.

Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .

by Carlton G. Long January 12, 2020