A place in middle and high school where cults are formed, friendships (and instruments) made and broken, and the source of the band director's greatest pride (but also their least favorite place in the world).
Band kid: hey, I'm going to the band room during lunch. Wanna join?
Non-band kid: sure
*enters band room*
Band room:
Non-band kid:
Non-band kid: *passes out*
Band kid: *shrugs and joins the percussionists sacrificing a clarinet*
Non-band kid: sure
*enters band room*
Band room:
Non-band kid:
Non-band kid: *passes out*
Band kid: *shrugs and joins the percussionists sacrificing a clarinet*
by toastyum May 2, 2023
Get the Bandmug. ..
Person 1: Hey, that sounds great! Which name is that?
Person 2:It’s the Mendy Hershkowitz Band, of course!
Person 2:It’s the Mendy Hershkowitz Band, of course!
by Good music is key November 23, 2021
Get the Mendy Hershkowitz Bandmug. The rubber band manlet (a dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10) is a mobbed-up manlet, a misanthropic manlet, a materialistic manlet and a myopic manlet who petulantly peddles his piddly hobbit pipe-weed to all of the towering grown-ups who have the misfortune of crossing his pathetically puny path. Straight outta Oompa Loompa land, tape measure in his right, booster seat in his other hand. Call him a lesser man, he'll always be a lesser man. Wasted a couple hundred grand, high heels, all colors man. Once inevitably caught by the ever-watchful Manlet Detection Agency, the then incarcerated rubber band manlet instantly and seamlessly makes the for him natural transition into a prison wife manlet and happily lives out his laughably lowly little life in the enthusiastically submissive service of his fearlessly formidable and devastatingly dominant, supremely superior magnificent manmore prison war daddy overlord.
Emily: Lol, why is that deceased rubber band manlet lying in the manlet pit over there and why is he covered with garden gnomes? Bianca: A group of little girls just shot him to death with a pink BB gun and then gave the silly, little manlet boy a dwarven funeral. Emily: Hahahahaha! Manlets rise up!
by ManletDepreciator October 10, 2024
Get the Rubber Band Manletmug. When you’re director makes you feel guilty for not practicing so you pity practice (and you don’t get shit done).
My director was yelling at us to practice. I have total band guilt.
I didn’t practice at all this year, and now we have our last concert. I’m struck with band guilt.
I didn’t practice at all this year, and now we have our last concert. I’m struck with band guilt.
by Autumn Choma December 13, 2021
Get the Band Guiltmug. Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's
by 1Head January 29, 2021
Get the band-aid medicinemug. A band that you love but refuse to share with other or post about out of fear they will blow up on TikTok or other media and will no longer be unique to you.
“I’m so mad, my closet band went viral and I can’t afford their tickets now.”
Friend: “I really like this song, will you send it to me?”
You: “no, this is my closet band”
Friend: “I really like this song, will you send it to me?”
You: “no, this is my closet band”
by Itkillsyou_band November 21, 2023
Get the Closet bandmug. On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.
Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?
Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
by BigPigeon420 February 9, 2023
Get the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incidentmug.