Ghetto Eagle

To make an eagle on a hole after spraying your first ball OB.
A natural par or otherwise known as a ghetto eagle
ie: way to drain that ghetto eagle brah! too bad you cant keep it in bounds off the tee
by wwmeb August 16, 2006
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ghetto slice

ghetto slice; refers to a very very small portion of food.
paper thin slither slice most often used when talking about cake. Term often used in an African-American setting.
m: man, after a week of hard work i finally made enough money to buy a cake
r: yoo, let me get a piece!
m: i am not trying to share!!! im going to give you a ghetto slice...just enough for you to taste it cuz like i said IM NOT TRYING TO SHARE.

example 2
h:who wants cake?
t: i do but im on a diet so cut me a ghetto slice
by cakelovingirl August 16, 2010
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Ghetto Uprising

When perception of preferential treatment of the affluent classes results in an inflammation of social tension sufficient to bring about an upheaval or backlash of the unspoken status quo between the classes from below. When the preferential treatment is based on race and not capitalism, such an uprising is a matter of humanity and social justice. When it is not racial, it is usually rooted in socialism.
ConEd employee #1: If we don't restore power to New Rochelle and Mount Vernon before Pelham, we'll have a ghetto uprising. Everyone knows that Pelham is white.

ConEd employee #2: That'll just be a race war. A ghetto uprising is class warfare. You're thinking of what would happen if we restored power to the Village before the Upper East Side.
by Casey Poivre February 20, 2011
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Ghetto Retarded

When something goes down that is so ludicrous that all political correctness is thrown by the wayside.
Peter: Man, I caught my girl in bed with my dad last night.

Joseph: Bro, thats just ghetto retarded.
by Sideburns88 May 17, 2010
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ghetto smart

The ability to use your inner ghettoness to achieve a goal
Kassie is a ghetto smart chic.
by tinkerbell0622 August 28, 2012
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Ghetto Fairy

Magical creatures of the night that fly into the ghettos of the world and clean them up. Also see ghetto fairies
Child: "Mommy mommy! I think we were visited by a ghetto fairy last night!"
Mom: "Oh you silly little kids and yo imaginations and what not. Ghetto Fairies don't really exist."
(But they do)
by UnicornLovingCracker July 31, 2011
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