whiffle boat

The idea, person or item that does not make sense. Something that is counterintuitive. In basic terms a boat should not have holes, a whiffle ball does.

Beth's idea to offer bacon bits on the kosher corned beef and rye is jacked up like a whiffle boat.

by Davewd April 10, 2008

squirt boating

the process where one jizzes on a girls tits and then proceeds to motorboat them

John: "Did you see that new nurse on 9 West?"
Justin: "Shit yeah dude, I'd love to take her squirt boating sometime!"
John: "What the hell is squirt boating?"
Justin: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, you sorry ass chode."

by squirt boating mofo May 8, 2014

Noah boat

Only the sexiest Asians from fresno

Fuck noah boat

by Fjelwicjdowjqns do o November 22, 2021

Boat

Something that fails miserably.

Jason: Everyone's leaving my WoW raid.
Dark: It's a boat
Jason: :(

by Dewm July 6, 2009