human

/ˈhju.mən/, ˈçju.mən, -mn̩
Also known as homo sapiens, humans are a species of primate who have evolved for 200 thousand years yet still kill each other for practically no reason at all.

Guy 1: Humans are a disgrace to this planet.
Guy 2: real

by nicthenerd June 9, 2024

Human Dalek

A synonym for Nazi or fascist; someone who believes in their own inherent superiority and wants to exterminate everyone who is not like them due to fear, anger, and hatred of other kinds of people

Instagram comments are full of Human Daleks

by I Like To Define Words July 31, 2024

Arts and Humanities Scholar

Somebody who hang toilet paper in the wrong way

Look at the toilet paper dispenser, it's seems some Arts and Humanities Scholars arrived in our office

by distress69 September 19, 2018

Human Dictionary

A human dictionary is a human that every single word e.g. Ur english teacher

Ao m8, u know miss, shes such a human dictionary.

by Ur nan#2 July 10, 2018

Free-range-Human

A person who has a lifestyle where they wander travel explorer and experience different walks of life.

John is a free-range-human he goes where Spirit takes him.

by Mittens VanBuren July 31, 2021

Human vegetable

A human who is a fucking retard monkey man such a stupid monkey know cheese suckered.

Steven hawking's is such a human vegetable.

by Vege tard October 30, 2023

human ventriloquism

Human ventriloquism is when you stick your hand in a midgets ass and make them tell jokes.

Ready for some human ventriloquism?

by Horearound October 19, 2023