human tank

A person who can take inhuman amounts of damage and come out of it fine.

While not human a good example would be a machine called a terminator from the Terminator movie series. how the machine takes damage and continues moving forward. An example of a human tank ,if you want to see humans who are like this go watch any mainstream anime. Ex (bleach, naruto, DBZ, fairy tail, one piece)

by Kyle crow September 19, 2016

Human Centipede

A sex position where most often gay men get in a line and each one sticks their penis in the buttocks of the person in front of them.

You’re so gay you get in a Human Centipede ten times a day.

by Zay47 June 10, 2018

Humayrah

A lovely smart muslims girl who is in love with an Australian gay boy called peter.

What a cute Humayrah

by Nittynonce March 14, 2019

Human butterfly

When you press your anus against a willing participant’s anus and shit with such force that the excrement goes inside of the second party. The two stand in a way so that the group’s shadow looks like a butterfly.

My partner and I wanted to try the human butterfly, but my balance is horrible.

by Motorpatrol August 1, 2019

Humance

Derived from the word human, and romance, humance is when a guy and a girl have a connection like a bromance or womance. This is when both parties have no romantic feelings towards the other and you vibe, often protective and look out for the other. You often feel like you have a deeper connection to that person then normal with the other gender (except for the case of girl/boyfriends).

Person 1: wow! Harry and Hannah are so tight, I wish I had something like that.
Person 2: I know, they have such a great humance!

by ajarms31 May 30, 2020

Human Crayon

When you continue to wipe your arse but cannot get to the point of a clean wipe.

I took a shit earlier but despite trying for a solid 10 minutes I was unable to wipe my arse clean. I think I have turned into a human crayon.

by Dodgy Dan June 19, 2022

Desktop humanitarian

An individual that will regularly receive emails from advocacy groups or occasionaly come across the archetypical charitable donation resource online and will contribute- in trivial amounts, typically- for a do-gooding sense of self-righteousness and to justify any activist-related shpeel they might regularly give in front of friends/family/colleagues in order to appear more altruistic. They usually do not research what/where they are sending their money to and only pay attention to the ethos or appearance of the advertisement/website involved in receiving the donation, only contributing to the ones that look worthwhile (i.e., emaciated children, dying puppies, etc.).

Person 1: "Are you aware of the level of animal mistreatment and cruelty that goes on in America on a daily basis? It is horrible, unnecessary, and we need to do something about it- you should donate to the animal liberation front like I do so that their righteous cause can end these atrocities!"

Person 2: "The animal liberation front, the ALF? While they have fairly good-natured intentions, you do know that they are classified as a terrorist organization and that they regularly seek out biomedical animal research laboratories at universities to vandalize and sabotage? And all for the sake of setting a few mice or rats free- animals that were being used to help find cures for serious human diseases like Alzheimer's, cancer, and Parkinson's disease. Furthermore, they often go after the heads of the labs- professors and PhDs- by putting bombs under their cars or targeting their families at home, among other things...just to save some animals! In my opinion, animal research is an unfortunate caveat of the far greater good that is medicine, so it is a necessary practice in science. I'm sorry, but their cause just does not sound like something I want to help out with."

Person 1: "Typical nihilistic excuse for being cheap. Everyone else is doing something! Don't be so selfish!"

Person 2: "Fucking desktop humanitarian."

by Longrod Von Hugedong November 13, 2013