A person, either male or female that think they know it all. They act like they have all the information when in reality is not. So they are Google persons, a sarcastic description of a know-it-all. Mostly talking without being asked.
Guy 1: Hey how can I do this?
Guy 2: Gee, I'm not sure, but lets find out.
Google Person: (out of nowhere) Hey you have to do this... and then do that.
Guy 1: Ok, We didn't asked you.
Guy 2: Gee, I'm not sure, but lets find out.
Google Person: (out of nowhere) Hey you have to do this... and then do that.
Guy 1: Ok, We didn't asked you.
by gar-123 April 16, 2014
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When I have a random question about anything, I just ask Uncle Google and get my answers in seconds!
by Emotional Cruiser October 17, 2025
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noun. Google-safety.
noun. Google-safety.
"So this guy asked me out. He was cute, and seemed nice and established. But then I Googled him and saw that he's a member of some creepy porn club that I'm pretty sure is an internet brothel or something. He also has direct conversations on Twitter with pornstars and girls that look like they are still in grade school. This guy is not Google-safe. I'm not going out with him."
"I kept getting turned down for jobs and dates until I Googled myself and realized that I need to improve my Google-safety. I am thinking of hiring a professional."
"I kept getting turned down for jobs and dates until I Googled myself and realized that I need to improve my Google-safety. I am thinking of hiring a professional."
by ryzander June 4, 2012
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Mario: Yo dude I can do VR, and I only spent 9 euros!
Luigi: How dude?
Mario: I bought a Google Cardboard!
Luigi: Woah Cook my brudda
Luigi: How dude?
Mario: I bought a Google Cardboard!
Luigi: Woah Cook my brudda
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"Why does Emily think she is dying every time she has a headache?"
"Because she was one of those 'Google Babies,' whos parents Googled all their symptoms."
"Because she was one of those 'Google Babies,' whos parents Googled all their symptoms."
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Dear Google Account Recovery,
I am waiting for nearly a month. Please kindly let me into my account even though I lost ... and cannot as of now.
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Dear Google Account Recovery,
I am waiting for nearly a month. Please kindly let me into my account even though I lost ... and cannot as of now.
Thanks,
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