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Cross-block

Describes a cock block happening on a non-Christian who makes advances on a staunch Christian.
Jim has been trying to ask Clara out, but he got cross-blocked as she only dates friends from her church!
by axalara June 21, 2016
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CoD Block

The act of having your kill stolen by someone else. Much like a cock block but for Call of Duty players who want a nifty name.
P!: "HOLY REINDEER PENIS! My kill was stolen by that noob a FREAKING gain!!"

P2: "CoD Block's a bitch my friend."
by JuStJoSh1n January 2, 2012
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salt block

The act of going down on a female (generally an unattractive one) in order to get them to agree or commit to something they would otherwise not.
Man, I don't have any cash for a tip so you might need to salt block our waitress Rhonda
by dutch bulb July 19, 2011
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Cooch Block

Similar to Cock Block, but a Vagina Block. When a female blocks other female from hooking up with a male cause found out that other female is interested in him. Instead, said female hooks up with male instead of helping out other female.
Jane was interested in John, but Jessica ended up cooch blocking Jane by hooking up with John cause Jessica saw that Jane was interested in him.

Jessica wants John cause Jane wants him. So, Jessica cooch blocks Jane for Johns attention.
by infogrl July 27, 2011
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doc block

when a doctor wants to keep you from going outside their financial (i mean "medical") group.
I went to get a second opinion on my illness, but I was doc blocked when my primary care notified my insurance.
by Felonious Drunk July 28, 2011
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cock block

a kidney stone a literal blocking of fluids exiting the cock
Joe had a major cock block on his hands.
by mriz October 16, 2011
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Block Shock

The feeling of disbelief and confusion when someone finds out that a person who they considered a good friend has blocked them on facebook. During the shock the blocked person trys to figure out why they were blocked, often resulting in a irrational feeling of being a creepy person or a stalker.
" Yo Bills in block shock. That girl Mary, the one he posts five times on her wall everyday, yeah she blocked him"
by BlackPrince11 October 22, 2011
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