over-the-counter date

Getting aggressively fucked while being bent over the kitchen counter.

She showed interest in going on an over-the-counter date.

by Dantheman2286 November 25, 2023

over-the-counter date

Getting aggressively fucked while being bent over on the kitchen counter

She went on an over-the-counter date

by Dantheman2286 November 25, 2023

Shooting tour dates

When a basketball player has a bad shooting performance that their stat lines resemble calendar dates (eg. 5/18, 2/12, 3/11). Typically used to make fun of players who have a stretch of bad games.

"Trae Young been shooting tour dates lately, 1/12 and 4/17 last two games"

by epicgamer999 March 16, 2024

Post hoc date

When two people in the 'talking phase' meet up initially and do date type things without planning on it, only to later realise that their meeting could qualify as a date.

Post hoc date refers to a date that is officially recognized or labeled as such after the fact, rather than being a planned or intentional first date.

The couple laughed about their first meeting, realizing that it was actually a post hoc date, as they had already grown close through weeks of getting to know each other.

by Wuv Wuv September 16, 2024

Talent past its expiration date

People that are no longer politically relevant or useful to their country

As per Laura Ingraham of fox news, the Clintons, Obamas and Oprah can all be categorized as talent past its expiration date. Lol.

by Sexydimma November 26, 2024

Valorant E-Daters

Lets say u own a dog. the dog has an intellectual mind. he saw u play valorant with an underage woman. he beat the shit out of you because ur a FUCKING degenerate 50 YEAR OLD WHO Straight UP USES VOICEMOD TO PRETEND INTO BEING A DEEPVOICE FUCKFACE TO JUST BE A WASTE OF SPACE. man just get a fucking job

Valorant E-Daters are fucking degenerates

Valorant E-Daters Are Wanna Be DeepVoice FuckFace idiots

by 4jh January 22, 2025

The GTA 6 release date

The GTA 6 release date: It’s the modern-age version of a unicorn.

Example:
“The GTA 6 release date is the gaming addict’s version of chasing the dragon.”

Lee: Bruv, I can’t wait — GTA 6 is coming out soon.

Frank: Don’t be a muppet, bruv. We’ll be claiming our pensions before The GTA 6 release date .

Lee: Innit, bruv. LOL.

Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese February 3, 2026