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dark unit

Form of misgendering people that takes 3 people to initiate. This is usually used in the context of transphobia, thus if the dark unit is used against a cis individual it becomes a light unit.
Two assholes just used a dog as the third member to initiate a dark unit on me. I didn't even know you could do that. I'm so pissed rn.
by Kirahen04 December 11, 2024
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dark dicked

(V) the act of getting penetrated, smothered in liquid or just generally violated by a unnaturally dark colored penis
Joe P dark dicked that girl. Was she 18?
by Jumper cables July 30, 2016
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Rapey dark

When you can see along your path but you can't see into the bushes
"Barbara don't go down that way it's rapey dark"
by Gherin September 21, 2019
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"dark ages"-inquiry phone call

Refers to da "shout-out" phone call dat you make to one or more local homes/businesses during a power-outage, to ask if they are without electricity, also ("Are you folks in da Dark Ages, as well?"); this allows you to reliably determine if it is indeed a widespread outage, rather than it's being "just you" (i.e., where you would need to check your home's wiring/fuse-box for unseen faulty connections).
During an unexpected power-outage, most folks will likely be at least marginally patient/understanding if you want to check wif dem about whether their electricity is off, as well, but you should still consider carefully before making said call --- usually you will want to do so only if da current weather is fairly "calm 'n' balmy" and therefore a utilities-outage would not be expected. It is generally understood dat service-wires might be downed if there is heavy snow/wind, and so in these cases your "dark ages"-inquiry phone call might be viewed as somewhat of an unnecessary/frivolous interruption, especially since those other folks will themselves probably be experiencing moderate difficulties/concerns regarding said hiccup in da flow of "angry pixies", and so at da time they may be feverishly scrambling to "batten down da hatches" while waiting for da power to come back on again. Good luck trying to call anyone, though, since nowadays da phone and electricity are no longer such "entirely separate circuits" as they used to be, and so unless it's an extremely small and "localized" outage, your home-phone service will likely be out, also, if da electricity is off. Dat's an instance where mobile phones can be an alternative means of communication, since most cellular-towers have their own "dedicated" power-source dat will remain active even if da "regular" electricity is off.
by QuacksO March 19, 2019
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Burrito after dark

Last night my girlfriend let me get a burrito after dark
by Sir Gideon September 12, 2023
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Dark Marlin

When one person is engaging in the act of fisting another persons asshole, then proceeds to extend their index finger outwards to allow deeper penetration into the receivers asshole.
There is nothing better than giving the girlfriend the old Dark Marlin unexpectedly, especially when i'm wearing my class ring
by dookla March 10, 2016
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The Dark Days

I phrase used by some afab trans people in reference to menstruation in order to reduce gender dysphoria.
Charlie: Sorry, I can't go out today, The Dark Days are hitting me hard.
Cameron: Oh, that's okay, tell me if there's any way I can help!
by gayfuckingaeroplanemaster April 16, 2021
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