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STEAM CLAMMED

To get hit; car accident, pushed, punched, pile driver, etc.
My friend and I almost got steam clammed by a red-light runner.
by Altemose Prime January 16, 2024
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Clammed fanny

When you haven’t had sex with your Wife/girlfriend for some time, and it’s almost like her fanny has clammed over due to lack of use.
“Have you got a clammed fanny or something, it’s been like 4 weeks since we last had sex “
by Jimbo6679 April 27, 2023
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Steamed Clam

When a woman farts and it maneuvers itself towards the front and into her vagina so she ends up having to queef it out.
My wife ripped one and gave herself a Steamed Clam.
by jtrier1 April 28, 2023
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Clam sheller

A man who knows how to get a women out of her Panties
P whisper clam sheller clam clapper. Take his advice if you can get it.
by Ragerlinglyflippingbird April 29, 2023
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Clam Stamping

Clam Stamping is when you don’t see in the middle of the night and sit on your toilet only to find out the cover was on it, leaving a lil bit of clam juice on your seat cover
Jennifer: hey girl, your seat cover has some crustier on it, looks suspiciously vaginal shaped?

Bonnie: oh yeah, last night I went to take a piss and accidentally sat on the seat COVER and not to seat

Jennifer: oh shit! You gave the seat cover a good clam stamping!
by TheRealBootylicious December 2, 2023
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Pearled clam

When an individual goes sunny side up on a crack head twat and happens to find himself non other than a beautiful crack rock bestowed in the depths of the hookers muff
“Hey bubba I was banging this hooker the other night and i found the most beautiful pearled clam I’ve ever seen while munching her box”
by Meatballsmysteriousmind December 16, 2023
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New England Clam Chowder

A finishing move where one pulls out, ejaculates on their partners cleavage and uses the ejaculate as lube to tit-fuck them. With proper timing you may experience a second orgasm.
I didn't want to get my boss pregnant, so I pulled out and hit her with the ol' New England Clam Chowder. Then I came again in her face!
by Stagnetti's Cock December 1, 2022
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