bicep cancer

The sort of feeling you get when you are either done wrong by a lightweight (utter loser), in numbskull fashion, rendering them an even bigger lightweight than they already were.

Guy 1: "Man that dude really did Katherine dirty the other day by spilling her egg burger all over the ground!"
Guy 2: "Yeah people like him really give me bicep cancer..."

by Hammer Of Doubt June 29, 2022

mafia cancer

When a new, unsubstantiated claim of diagnosed metastases are offered when a made man is brought to trial

Jared Kushner referred to his Mafia cancer in his 2023 criminal trial

by anonymous August 6, 2022

Bitch Cancer

A cancer in which doctors have to remove the access of getting bitches.

"This stupid ass bus driver took a wrong turn and missed my stop, so that's how you KNOW he has bitch cancer!"

by ezramiller_shouldntbegay September 13, 2022

no cancer

is said when someone says something obvious it's similar to the words * no shit * or *deadass*

G1: The sky is blue today
:g2: No cancer is it?

by AntiNiggers1943 November 4, 2022

apostate cancer

You are in full apostasy in the church and it’s terminal.

I’ve got full on apostate cancer; there’s no turning back.

by Screaming Old Man January 14, 2023

breast cancer awareness month

A month to celebrate men and women with breast cancer.

For breast cancer awareness month, tie a pink ribbon around your neck.

by BabbleBoy February 20, 2023

Hiff Canger

A slur spisificly used to against those who like being edged while pegged

"I heard he likes to be edged and pegged"

"Yeah Jacob is a real Hiff Canger"

by 10_Artemis_01 March 11, 2023