Dirty Biscuits and Gravy

The act of ejaculating onto someones face, shaking salt and pepper on it, finishing with them eating it off with a biscuit.

My girlfriend was hungry and horny this morning so I hooked her up with a order of my Dirty Biscuits and Gravy. She LOVED it !!

by Captain Sanchez SPR November 27, 2009

baking butt biscuits

the aroma of hot turds ready to come out of the butt oven

Upon smelling my recent fecal effusion my wife exclaimed, "mmm...someone's baking butt biscuits"

by megryan July 4, 2008

Asian Shit Biscuit

an extremely ugly asian person with a beard

That guy from Karate Kid is a real Asian Shit Biscuit

by Pa$tah Troy July 8, 2006

Clam with air biscuit

Girl farting while she receives oral sex

Daniele gave me a clam with air biscuit last night.

by Eric70 September 11, 2016

Bangladesh Biscuit Bomb

When a man fucks his love in the butt, releases said sperm in her anal cavity, smacks both bit cheeks together while it flows out, creates a cum explosion, then proceeds to antique her from behind.

You know I love you because you’ve just been Bangladesh Biscuit Bombed.

by ihad2 August 24, 2021

Offensive recovery biscuit

A really offensive, old, white EMT that makes fun of all the people in the ambulance after they have gotten hurt

That damn offensive recovery biscuit.

by Bob_sahorsefety January 26, 2018

joshing your biscuits

A phrase used to reinforce that someone is telling the truth

I swear Vince Vaughn lives in our neighborhood, I'm not joshing your biscuits.

by Ratpackisback February 18, 2017