August 19th

International Blumpkin Day

"Today is my sons birthday, what a coincidence!" a man says whilst receiving a Blumpkin in a public restroom on August 19th

by LotusTheDictionary August 18, 2022

August 16th

National Appreciation for Sex Day.

Hey Samantha I know we are only in 2nd grade but its August 16th!

by Don't use your real name. 69 August 15, 2022

august 22

national kiss noah day

i’m thinking about kissing the closest noah every august 22

by juice 2 August 22, 2021

August 1st

August 1st is your girlfriend tells you what she wants and she gets it, with price limits applying. It may be items, food, sexual activities, or teasing or etc.

It’s August 1st it’s not my decision

by GolfHoser July 30, 2025

August 2

National Kida Day :3

august 2 is kida’s day bc yes

by timeoftides August 2, 2023

August 8th

National little miss sassy pants day

Its august 8th chat

by blyxvy August 8, 2023

August 13

National go to tower bridge day

N:hey bro its my birthday today August 13
L:lets go to tower bridge then

N:les go

by Neverevergiveup November 8, 2021